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And I’m not the only one — business is booming for Jean, whose clients’ age range spans from the early 30s to the mid 50s.‘I’m busier all the time, not because it’s harder to flirt these days, but because it’s become more acceptable to ask for help,’ she says.

‘People are just expected to know this stuff, and they think everyone else is born good at it.’Indeed, the boom in online dating and the rise of so-called ‘silver splitters’, who divorce in midlife, means more of us than ever are struggling on the dating scene: one in five women over 45 is now single.

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